Drunk Kuroko

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Kuroko Tetsuya added Kise Ryouta, Aomine Daiki, Murasakibara Atsushi, Kagami Taiga, Midorima Shintaro, Akashi Seijuro to a group chat.

Kuroko: hElLo!

Akashi: Tetsuya? This is rare for you to invite us to a group chat. What is it?

Kise: Kurokocchi-ssu! ! ! !

Aomine: Huh? Yo Tetsu.

Murasakibara: Ah, Kuro-chin what is it?

Midorima: -pushes up glasses while blushing- Y-yes, Kuroko?

Kagami: Hah?

Kuroko: LETS GET FUNKY ! ! !

Akashi: Oh dear, Tetsuya is drunk. Who made him like this?

Kise: KUROKOCCHI IS DRUNK-SSU!! I WANT TO GET DRUNK WITH KUROKOCCHI-SSU!!

Aomine: Hey, Tetsu should not get drunk and read Mai-chan. #mai-chan4life #hot #swag

Murasakibara: -licks cupcakes on his chin- Kuro-chin?

Midorima: Hmph! What do you want Kuroko? (you finally regain your composure, midori-kun)

Kagami: Kuroko...I shouldn't of let you go to that party...anyways, how do you know Kuroko is drunk, Akashi?

Akashi: I know everything. Everything I do and say is absolute, Taiga.

Kagami: Woah woah! When did I give you the right to call me by my first name, shortie?

Akashi: -tick mark appears at being called short- I just did. Do you have a problem, Taiga? We can redo our first meeting at the Winter Cup to not just cutting your face but, a limb...or limbs.

Kuroko: -giggles- AKASHI-KUN IS FUNNY!

Akashi: -blushes at Kuroko calling him funny- #AKAKURO

Kagami, Midorima, Murasakibara, Aomine, Kise: We are leaving. We don't want to be in this lovey-dovey aura...

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