(So yeah, this is the real deal kiddies. I won't be doing this stupid parenthesis thing any more unless I introduce new characters that are based on forumers. Don't expect me to do any more fourth-wall breaks, ey? Leave that to Deadpool. By the way, you should totally go see that movie if you haven't already. It's awesome. Okay, I've put this off so long that I actually only have 30 minutes left. Time to get cracking. Crack a lacking. Yeah. Oh wait and one more thing. If you see a lot of squiggly lines it means that there was a scene transition. And remember, Cheney = 81Cheney and Red = Redinosaur. OH and Dream = ChaosStar because he wanted to be the villain)
"Cheney!"
Red's left foot scratched against the barren wasteland at his feet as he arched backwards, tossing the thin explosive arrow in a perfect arch. Cheney lifted his head as the arrow's trajectory made it's way into his right hand. Red backstepped away from Dream's henchmen, watching Cheney aim his murderous weapon directly in the opening window of the castle.
"You idiot!" one of the henchman roared. "You'd rather go for a longshot then try to take out one of us? Your entire team of foragers are too inflated to see past your mistakes!"
"Yes," Red scornly replied, tipping his head down. "After all, why try to kill only one of you..." His red eye glistened in the waning rays of the sun as he tilted his head toward Cheney, giving him the signal. Without warning, Cheney lifted up his arm, with his long sleeves drooping downwards, and released the tension on the arrow. It went spiraling through the sky above multiple henchman's heads, only to have them turn around in amazement at the perfect curvature it was descending from. The cobblestone-lined castle was only a few meters away.
Through the triangular-pointed window, Red's body twisted to the right to get a better glance inside. "Where is the crate?"
Cheney flinched at the question, suddenly squirming in his place, glancing left and right and at all angles in his line of sight through the window. "I thought Maddie- but- how did sh-"
"That's not important!" Red barked, tugging on Cheney's sleeves. He leaned in closer, crouching down on one knee, looking up ferociously into his cold, green state. "What's important is that we blow up this damn castle! This war has been going on too long and I'm going to end it!"
Cheney's eyebrows lowered in amusement. "Red!" Cheney dropped his arms on Red's shoulders, and, clenching his hands, drew him up from his low position. "Stop this, you're scaring me. You've been acting like a maniac since this war broke out! I can't believe you'd- look out!"
Red swooped around and saw a henchman with a firm grasp on his barbarous battle axe. He lunged forwards while Red slid underneath his reach, kicking out at his left foot with his steel-toed boat. The henchman howled in agony as he lost his balance, plummeting towards the course ground below. Red continued running towards the castle, dodging the incoming axes that the henchman wielded.
"Don't wait up for me- I'm going to go look for Maddie. You try looking for another arrow!"
Cheney's mouth quivered into a small smile. He yelled back, "And you're not quite a maniac- yet, at the very least. You're too busy for that kind of stuff."
