AN: This is totally random stuff put together.
AN 2: If anyone has anything they would like me to post on here or would like a dedication, let me know! I'd love to add more things to this 'story'.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in an asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable if chocolate comes from the cocoa bean and all beans are vegetables?
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can bean Scissors, but there's no way Paper can bean Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college rule notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, becuase paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when sombody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch the in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you moron!
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sracastic comment?
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
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