Imagine Dan

Cereal Fight with Dan and Phil

You wake up and Dan isn't in bed. You get up wondering where he is and decide to wander into the kitchen. As you walk in, you see Phil with a face full of Dans favourite cereal. "Phil! Dan is going to kill you!" You intensely whisper at him. "I know, I know! But it's so good," Phil replies. Suddenly, your boyfriend, Dan, enters the kitchen. Phil stuffs the box of cereal under his shirt, hoping Dan won't notice. "Umm... Phil? What do you have under your shirt?" Questions Dan. "Nothing," Phil mumbles with a mouth full. "Baby, he has been eating your cereal," You told Dan. "Phil! We've talked about this. This is my cereal!" Dan said. Phil was ashamed. He had this obsession with Dans sugary sweet cereal and hoarded it to himself. "Phil," Dan said, "we are going to have to have another cereal lecture, aren't we?" Phil nodded. This happens every morning! Why can't Phil just learn!