Harry: "I'm taking a shower babe!"
Louis: on his phone "Okay!"
Harry: goes into the bathroom
Louis: sneaks to Harry's phone on all fours, and grabs it, runs back to his bed. "Now now, what have you been up to." unlocks it and sees it a fanfic "C'mon Harold." muttering, starts reading it
Louis felt like the world was being going against him yet again. He just recieved probably the scariest news alive. He didn't know that it was possible, but oh it apparently was.
He sighed, curling up into a ball on the bathroom floor, and quietly sobbing. He was at Harry's apartment he had bought two months ago, the one he still wasn't allowed to live in until he graduated.
He shakily got up from the floor and went to the bedroom. Harry was in the kitchen cooking them dinner. Louis wrapped up in his blankets, inhaling his scent while he had it. He tried to calm himself down, but it wouldn't work.
Harry started worrying why Louis wasn't down there yet. He went down the hall to the bedroom and saw Louis, crying. Harry heart melted at the site of that and went over to comfort him. He wrapped his arms around Louis, pulling him into a hug, "Sh, LouBear, what's wrong?"
Louis shook his head lightly, burying his head in his chest, "Y-You'll hate m-me Haz."
"I could never hate you," Harry objected, "Now tell me, what's wrong love?"
Louis sighed, looking Harry in the eye, green meeting blue, "I'm pregnant."
Louis: "Woah woah woah! Since when am I that vulnerable? And I can't even get pregnant!"
Harry: runs out there in boxers, grabs his phone "I told you no snooping!"
Louis: "But Simon said to stop!"
Harry: "They're addicting!"
Louis: rolls eyes, puts hand on hip "Look, I don't care if they're addicting, but you gotta stop."
Harry: "Fine."
Louis: goes up behind him, wraps arms around his waist while resting his head on Harry's shoulder "Plus, who said they can't become real?"
Harry: "But I just took a shower."
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Funny Larry Arguments And More
FanfictionBasically stuff that I was a fetus starting and will now continue my old legacy of trying to be funny basically