I am one acquainted with the knife
I have fat removed--and injected again
I have molded myself into a youngish wife
I have lifted my face and ignored the pain
I endure the surgery because I am no jock
And I can’t rely on my too-average brain
I have stood still and stopped the clock
Time is creeping up on me yet again
And I need to have my body as hard as rock
Don’t ask me to stop this self-mutilation
I know all too well that old age is full of strife
Old women with saggy bottoms never have fun
I do what I do to maintain my life
I am one acquainted with the knife
