Quotes from Ross

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"Hey guys. Ross here!"

"(Jordan) Do you actually own a house?"
"(Ross) do you really wanna get into the technicalities, 'cause its an apartment and I don't own it...? I mean what really makes it a house?"

"Well that's an interesting start"

"Make sure you give that like button a little tickle"

"WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY COFFEE?!"

"Wouldn't you say I'm kawaii?"

"(Jin) I don't care dude, Its 'Minecraft Draw it'. I actually don't care."
"(Ross) 'MINECRAFT DRAW IT' IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!"

"I like marbles."

"I eat marbles."

"I guess you can say I'm feeling a little... I can't think of a dinosaur pun."

"I'm just naturally born a dinosaur. Roar, by the way."

"Max is so salty, when he dives into a lake, it turns into an ocean."

"(Turns back from being a frog) I've been a frog this whole time."

"I'm not a sloth!"

"That's what you get for calling me a sloth!"

"What?... What?!... WHAT?!?!"

"WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!"

"I want that."

"(Points gun the wrong way) Who stole em?! WHO STOLE 'EM?! WHO DID IT?! WHO DID IT?!"

"(Sees little version of himself on a swing set) Little Johnny..

So there you go XD

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