nasty girl ; jimin

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namjoon is typing...

01:03

namjoon
why did you block hoseok?

jiminnn
bc he's an asshole

namjoon
he didn't even do anything

jiminnn
he did

namjoon
and what did he do...?

jiminnn
he exists

namjoon
yo mate that's rude

jiminnn
i wanted to sleep, namjoon. good night

namjoon
no no no little boy, you ain't going to bed when i am talking to you

jiminnn
you suck.

namjoon
gosh what happened??

jiminnn
nothing!

namjoon
i know something happened!!

jiminnn
you don't! you can't even see my face!

namjoon
i can feel your bad vibes. now stop arguing with me and tell me what happened.

jiminnn
qodjiqnwud why do you suddenly all care about me so much!? jungkook is the youngest not me!

namjoon
because of your sudden romantic adventures. your innocence is in danger.

jiminnn
what fucking romantic adventures?!!

namjoon
you know exactly what i am talking about

jiminnn
no i don't

namjoon
oh boy, don't pretend your stupid. i am talking about your damn girlfriend.

jiminnn
I DON'T HAVE A DAMN GIRLFRIEND

jiminnn
JUST FUCKING STOP

jiminnn
OAMWIDVA

namjoon
cute :)

namjoon
bro we are just hoping that your internet relationship will be strong and you will meet in real life soon ;) you know what i'm talking about ;)

jiminnn
wtf why do you care???

namjoon
because you're still a fuckin virgin okay

jiminnn
when will you finally stop laughing about that

jiminnn
i already feel bad bc of it

namjoon
awww cute

jiminnn
stop it

namjoon
^^

namjoon
now tell me, is she cute?

jiminnn
go find out by yourself, i need sleep

namjoon
?!

jiminnn
her id is pizzagirl123. just add her and text her

namjoon
oooh yaay

jiminnn
don't get too intimate, she's still my girl

namjoon
you know i would never do that ;)

jiminnn
stfu

namjoon
good night, darling :*