Y'all hoe's:*on some boy's mb* first✊❤
Me:¯\_(ツ)_/¯ want a cookie bitch?
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If you and yo boyfriend/girlfriend being freaky on his/hers mb please take that shit into y'all damn PMS don't nobody wanna see that shit damn.
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Okay so if I like you and you know I like you then don't come in my damn pm's talkin bout
Him:(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so today I seen this fine ass girl right-
That's where imma cut ya ass off like
Me:乁( ˙ ω˙乁) get tf on nigga
Him:ㄟ( ･ө･ )ㄏ why
Me:(-_-)_/¯ because your fuckboy so byeeeee
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Momma:ಠ╭╮ಠ Rori come do them damn dishes
Me:(ง'̀-'́)ง fight me hoe
