title: fake id
idea: i saw you leave your wallet at the grocery store and i pick it up to run after you but you're already gone. now i'm looking for you and omg this feels so cliche, but you're looking for it too bc it has ur fake id in it and you need it for clubbing. then we meet again and when i see how young you look, i refuse to return the id.
"what are you, fifteen? you're way too young to go to clubs."
"bitch u thought i'm actually nineteen. four more months and i'll be legal. now give me back my id."
+ the guy could discover that the girl has issues and thats why she gets wasted so often
