political oneshots

Loser (obamney)

"The winner of the 2012 presidential elections is.... Barak Obama!" my campaign crew cheered for me. I thrust a fist into the air and cheered along.

"I have to go out and give my speech. Be right back," I tell them, and jogged up to my podium. 

*****

"...and God bless America!" I finished my speech and waved at the crowd. In the front row, Michelle and my children clapped and waved at me. I rolled my eyes. Screw them. This is my moment to shine. I dropped the microphone and went backstage again. There, Mitt Romney stood with his hands in his pockets, trying to look happy for me.

"Nice one, Barack. Hope you have a good run in the White House." He turned and started to walk away, but I wasn't done with him yet. 

"You hear that?" I put my hand up to my ear. "That's loser talk!" I taunt him. I snickered as he looked at me, confused.

"Okay?" he says, pausing for an explanation.

"Yeah! Too bad you didn't get to win, right? Now you and your binders of women can never make it into the beloved Oval Office! My home for the next four years - not yours!" He rolled his eyes and began to leave.

"What, are you embarrassed because you have no comeback? Well, suck it, loser!" I call out to him. All of a sudden, he stopped, and turned around to face me. His lips curled into a faint smile.

"Okay," he said. He walked towards me and locked eyes with me. I stood there, looking into his mesmerizing brown eyes, when I heard the sound of something being unzipped.

"What are you-" I was cut off by Mitt pulling my pants and underwear down in one swift movement. He knelt down and took my 666 inch dick in his hands he looked up @ me thru his preti eys then he dep throted mi hole dike liek dam wat dat mouf doo???? he swaloed da cokc n sed "ilysm bby ur mi princes" i wuz liek "lmao same" mishele waks in wit malia & natasha dey all say "wat u doin dady" "i divorse u al " i sey me nd mit elope 2gethr lov alweys wins #lgbt #gayaf