One Direction in Class.
Teacher: Okay class, when I call your name
please stand up and I will tell you your score
for your test.
Teacher: Liam!
Liam: -stands up-
Teacher: 99.
Liam: -cries-
Teacher: Why are you crying?
Liam: Because I didn't get 100!
Teacher: But 99 is still good Liam.
Liam: -sits down and cries-
Teacher: Zayn!
Zayn: -stands up-
Teacher: 55.
Zayn: Okay. -smiles and sits down-
Liam: How can you be so calm about that?!
Zayn: That's just how the rollercoaster of life
goes.
Liam: Gay.
Teacher: Niall!
Niall: YES SIR. -stands up-
Teacher: Firstly I am not a sir. Secondly, your
score is 20.
Niall: WOT. WOT. WOT. ONLY GOT 20 $ IN
MAH POCKET.
Teacher: Sit down this instant.
Niall: Can I eat now.
Teacher: Why?
Niall: Because I just sang a beautiful song
for you.
Teacher: Niall, we don't need another Harry.
Teacher: Louis!
Louis: -stands up-
Teacher: 70.
Louis: That is not right. After 69 is
mouthwash!
Teacher: LOUIS. QUIET!
Louis: FINE PEASANT.
Teacher: Harry!
Harry: -stands up-
Teacher: 69.
Harry: Sure, when? What time? -smirks-
Teacher: Can you not.
Louis: PENIS!
Teacher: WHAT DID YOU SAY.
Niall: PEANUTS!
*everyone stares at Niall*
Niall: ..are nice. -awkwardly looks around
and bites sandwich
