This is gonna be a loooong chapter so grab your sodas and chips. Minor cussing. Whoops
You and Haruhi had been sent out to get groceries. When you returned, you were greeted with a blonde idiot. YOURSELF! Nah, just Tamaki. When you handed the bag to Tamaki and he was pulling out the contents, you were planning your escape. You told Haruhi your plan and asked her to come with you. She thought your plan was crazy. You were gonna bust out the window and grab hold to a tree the climb down to freedom.
"Hmm? What is this?" Asked Tamaki pulling out a box err... Bottle of instant coffee.
"Just what it looks like, it's coffee." You and haruhi said in unison.
"TWINZIES!" You shouted trying to high five Haruhi. You ended up just grabbing her hand and gave it a below average status high five.
"I've never herd of such a thing!" Said dumbo girl 1.
"So it's true! Commoners don't even have enough time to make their own coffee!" Exclaimed dumbo girl 2. You and Haruhi summed thoughts.
'Damned rich people.'
"Sorry for not buying you guys expensive coffee, we'll go back and get some." Haruhi said with a huff.
"No. I'll keep it!" *le gasp* "I WILL DRNIK THIS COFFE!! Now Haruhi, Faji, make it." Tamaki said all proud while girls around him gasped.
"You better have kept it. I was not about to go all the way back to the store just for your rich ass taste buds. NOPE!" You said with dramatic sparkles flying off you as you did a Z snap.
"Ok Tamaki. Now you've gone too far." Said a bitchy looking red head. "Your pallet will never be able to stomach that crap." You and Haruhi were making your way to the coffee making table when she said that so you and Haruhi gave her a look like 'bitch please.' When she pretend noticed, she smiled. "Oh I'm sorry; I was talking to myself." She said with yet another sickly sweet smile.
"HARUHI, FAJI! Hurry!" Tamaki shouted from the table. You grumbled and Haruhi sweat dropped. You and Haruhi made the coffee like robots and gave it to the girls. They were all scared to drink it until Tamaki offered some thing.
"Well, what if you drink it from my mouth?" Tamaki asked suductively.
"Well then I would drink it!" Said a girl Tamaki was French dipping.
You and Haruhi were carrying a tray of coffee to some tables when you passed by hikaru and Karu. They were doing their brotherly love thing. So, you did the only thing you could think of.
"GAAAAAYYY!!!" You shouted laughing at yourself. The girls that were fan girling deadpanned at your 'comment'. You and Haruhi were walking again when hunni and Mori walked in.
"I'm sorry we're late." Hunni said rubbing his eyes. "I had to watch Mori's match and I sorta fell asleep." He said again rubbing his eyes. The girls were, of corse, fan girling over his cuteness.
"Well then," you came up to the group. "How about I pour some water on you to help wake you up!" You said with innocent sparkles flying around you. Mori tensed up preparing to block The water from hunni. You and Haruhi had been standing near Kyoya when he began to explain the relationship between Mori and hunni and why they were popular.
"And your a bitch :D" you said with a grin and you got a glare ,a deathly glare, from Kyoya. Hunni came up and asked the both of you if you wanted cake. Haruhi declined and hunni took it a both of your answers when he offered her his bunny USA chan. *lightbulb*
"BUT I LIKE CAKE!!" You screamed after him which caused him a light blush.
Kyoya somehow ended up 'mistakenly' calling you and Haruhi dogs. "Oh, and if you try to run away, the Otori family has a police force that would track you down. By the way, you don't have passports do you?" Kyoya asked with the most evil smirk.
"I HAVE A PASSPORT, SO, BAI BIOTCH!!" You yelled running at a window. Everyone gasped when you leaped out of it into a tree. You were headed straight for the airport. Haruhi was just shaking her head at your attempted freedom. Kyoya 's police force had you back in 5 seconds.
Tamaki came up behinds you and Haruhi and 'seductivly' called you nerds while blowing in your ears. This scared you so much you jumped about three feet in the air scared out o your mind. The both of you were now in front of the twins who offered advice on why girls didn't notice you. You explicitly stated that the both of you didn't care about appearances. Then, your glasses came off.
"IM BLIIIIND!!!!" You shouted. All the host club were blushing like tomatoes when your glasses came off.
"KYOYA! My hairstylist. HIKARU AND KARU, uniforms. MORI! Contacts!" Tamaki shouted while you were trying to sneak away but ended up tripping and falling on your face. The host club had to hold back laughter.
"Yo! I told y'all I was bliiind~" you shouted from the floor.
"Mm mm~ Anyways, MEN LETS GO!" Tamaki shouted with a 'heroic' pose holding back laughter. In an instan you and Haruhi were pushed into a dressing room with contacts, nice hair, and the twins who were holding uniforms.
You were grumbling while Haruhi were telling them to get out. When they hesitated, you flew into the twins and kicked them out. *double lightbulb* when the both of you came out everyone had at least a small nose bleed. You were flipping pancakes adorable. Even Kyoya had the smallest one. However, Tamaki was dying of blood loss.
"THE BOTH OF YOU ARE PRETTY AS GURLS!!" Tamaki shouted flying into a tornado hug. "The both of you will now be part of the host club!" Tamaki said beginIng a long speech on how to be a gentleman.
"NUUU! I'll get cooties!!" You wined acting all childish, which of corse, caused everyone to blush.
~~~hosting miss bitch~~~
'Yo, somethings gonna happen. I'm probably gonna die with my set of fabulous ninja skills.' You thought to yourself as Haruhi was absent mindedly calling the redhead jealous. She was *high voice* PISSED~!
*table flip*
"AAHHH!! Some one help! These commoners jut attached me!" She shouted as you had managed to face plant with your butt in the air.
"OW! Ma poor face~!" You said still face down. Your nose was scratched somehow and your were slightly bleeding. While you were trying to process what happened, you ended up wet and the red head had run off crying. You were pulled up by the twins who gasped at the bleeding cut on your nose. When the others came over to see what they gasped about, they gasped too. And the cycle continues.
"OH FAJI!! Are you okay?!?" All the host club minus one demon asked worried.
"Yeah. I'm fine~." You said still somewhat dazed. You and Haruhi were given dry banana peels in place of your wet blu ones. While you were changing, Tamaki walked in. *light bulb... Finally*
"Y-your g-girls?!" Tamaki asked looking like a tomato.
"YEAH! Good on you for figuring it out!!" You shouted while giggling at yourself. You looked like a princess with the banana peel on. And so did Haruhi. Let's not forget Haruhi.
"I guess we'll just use dude and bro so people won't know we aren't girls." Haruhi said while punching her hands.
"GREAT!! I already do that!" You said with a grin. And now your a host. Yay?
