DBZ X-Readers, Vol. 2

Y!Frieza x Reader Pt. 4 'Natural Advantage' (LEMON)

  Author's Note: SMUT FOR DAYS!!!!! No seriously, the lemon tag should let you know. XD Title shortened to add in the lemon tag. You know he's a Yandere anyway.

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"I wasn't aware you were on the planet," you said, turning back. What the hell was Frieza doing here? You thought he only spent time amongst the "filthy monkies" as necessary, and even then if he could avoid it, he usually did.

You had an itch to take care of and you weren't going to be able to do it with him around. He'd leave soon, right? But you heard his footsteps getting closer and felt a rising irritation. This sort of thing wasn't allowed for a reason, especially during this season...normally you didn't stick to the rules, but right now you were more than happy to use them to your advantage.

"I was making a quick visit," he replied. You turned your head as he got into the water. "And to be quite honest, I wasn't at all eager to head into the men's area and be surrounded by a bunch of--"

"--yes, I can understand that, but you do realize that gender separation is meant to be enforced here...? I mean no offense, and I'm not trying to be rude, of course." God, you hated talking like that, but it was the only way you could think of to politely remind him of the situation.

"I go where I please," he replied, "And aside from the lack of overabundance of testosterone-fueled bravado, as I said before, this area...just plain smells better."

"Of course." Saiyan women liked to brag about being just as tough as the men, but like women of many other races, there was the occasional desire for something beautifying...hence the scented bathing soaps and suchlike things.

You shifted in place.

"My people have things like this," he went on as he settled in, seemingly unaware of how uncomfortable you were, "But there's less concern with how the baths are heated, as it's done naturally."

"...oh?" Why was he making small talk?

"My home planet has natural volcanic activity, and quite a high number of hot springs as a result."

"So you got used to this sort of thing." Go away, you thought, Just go the hell away for five bloody minutes!

"Yes. And the constant stream of interplanetary travel...well, I can't say I'm pleased about being ripped away from something that was so commonplace at home."

You went quiet.

"Did I say something wrong?"

"No, it's just that--" Fuck. Fuck. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. Did he have to sit so goddamned close to you?! Ten feet away was still too close.

"I suppose you must be worried about what your brother would say?"

Did he have to look so amused when he said that?

"I don't care what he thinks," you said quickly, "And besides, he's not about to lecture me over anything like letting you in here. And he'd prefer to keep his head where it is, so it's not like he's going to say anything to you about it."

"He's fairly smart for a monkey. And you, well..."

"What about me?" Great, he'd probably have some complaint, and among other things, you'd have to worry about your brother bothering you for bothering Frieza when really you hadn't done much of anything.

"You..."

Had he edged a bit closer? No, that was just your imagination.

"...are still looking for ways to prove yourself, aren't you? It must be terrible, having to constantly look for ways to get out from under his shadow."