"It took forever but they now know how to fucking talk " signless said holding janith to the sky
"I'm talking bitches" janith said jumping up
"Did you have to teach her to swear" dolorosa asked
"I didn't do it she pick it up from me and I'm fucking proud" signless answered
"My thkateboard" mituna said coming down stairs with ryanne in hand and a chewed up skateboard
"It tasted awful " ryanne explained
"I'm so sorry" handmaid apologized and took ryanne
"Tired" dakota said then passing out on red glares head then the other 3 passed out
"OH GOD DID THEY JUST DIED" kanaya yelled
"No they are becoming troll kids" dolorosa answered putting them on the couch and wrapping them in a blanket
~in dakotas dream ~
" what happened" dakota asked his lusus
"You and your friends are turning to troll kids and your horns are hardening since I'm not around in real life your horns will stay straight but the others lusi will shape they're horns as they sleep" dragon mom answered
"Awesome so I will have legs and arms" dakota asked
"Yes" dragon mom answered
"Yay so how long will I be asleep for" dakota asked
"A day or 4 in till then you are dreaming do what ever you want" dragon mom answered
"Ok let's have some fun" dakota said
~4 days later in the real world~
"Dakota still hasn't woken up" jalene said sitting next to dakota waiting for him to wake up
"Higher the blood longer it takes" eridan said
"Oh ok I'm going to take a nap" jalene said falling asleep next to dakota
"What day is it oh jalene hasn't woken up yet" dakota yawned waking up
"No she has but she hasn't left your side since she woke up and today is thursday dear" dolorosa answered
"Wait I have legs and arms" dakota said still laying on the ground
"You know those aren't just for fucking decoration you should fucking get up" signless said
"Oh ya" dakota said standing up
"Oh your awake and standing it took your friends awhile to learn to stand" red glare said
"Ok then I'm hungry" dakota said walking to the kitchen to find janith eating
"Look who is fucking up jalene was worried and cool horns" janith said but it was muffled because her mouth was full of hamburgers
"I'd say the same about you but they are so nubby and short" dakota said poking her horns
"That feels weird stop and shut up" janith said then dakota stopped poking her
"Hey oh he is awake yay where is jalene" ryanne said
"Sleeping and woah you have ram horns" dakota said starting to poke ryannes horns
"STOP and ya they are cool" ryanne said smacking dakotas hand to make him stop poking her
~back upstairs~
"WHERE DID HE GO" jalene yelled
"He woke up and went down stairs he didn't wake you up cause he wanted you to rest" dolorosa said
"Thanks" jalene said walking downstairs

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Humans To Trolls
Fanfiction4 friends turned to homestuck trolls Disclaimer Mabye smut idk yet I will use head cannons and what I know