Me: Still not telling....but I'll tell you how she's like....Muffin....give me back my chocolate. -_-
Muffin: look whose on their period now *sticks tongue out* *takes a bit of chocolate*
Me: '_' you do know that has olives in it right?
Muffin: *spits it out* eeww you eat dis!? Do they even make that?!
Me: yes I do. Yes they do. And I like it...now give my damn chocolate back ^_^
Muffin: *throws in lake* nope
Me: where'd the lake come from!!!
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Anyways, the girl I like is short...not midget short, but shorter than me.
Muffin:greeeaat~ -_-
Me: I know right!!! -_-
Muffin: shut up
Me: nope =3
She is...sorta tsundere but is great.
Muffin: cool?
Me: shhhh!!
Muffin: how can I be quiet!, this is wattpad! You fkin read!
Me: I DON'T CARE!
It's almost like she has no flaws.
Muffin: ooooh like me *sassy hair flip*
Me: too bad its not yew >_<
Muffin: I wouldn't want it to be!
Me: im dead inside now...»_«
Muffin: good for yew ^_^
Me:...
She can be....how do I put this...fabulous!
Muffin: is this my twin sister
Me: nothing. Like. You.
Muffin: *takes out shovel* IM FABULOUS
Me: I guess yew're too fabulous to like muffins
Muffin: *puts down shovel* gimmie muffin!
Me:*hands Muffin a muffin* great, now shuddup
Muffin: *nods*
She is pretty but can turn into a demon when she wants to.
Me: *stares at Muffin weirdly*
Muffin: *nibbles on muffin, giving me the ^_^ face*
Me: o...k...
She is my bestie.
Muffin: yew hava another bestie!
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I th-thought I was yer onleh bestie...
Me: NU NU YEW ARE!
Muffin: okie ^ ^
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Me: -3- mood swings
Muffin: FUCK YEW
Me: no cursing!
Muffin: right -.-
She is funny, but can be a pain
She loves- GRAPES
Muffin: she loves grapes?
Me:Yeeeeeeeeeeeeessssshhh
Muffin: okie
She is awesome- *muffin glares* -less than Muffin...?
Muffin: HOW CAN SHE BE COOLER THAN ME!!!
Me: -_- toughen up... some people don't sit on their as-butt all day and type on wattpad
Muffin: LOOK WHAT YOUR FUC-FREAKING DOING RIGHT NOW!!!
Me: hey~ you said f.u.c. it still sound like-
Muffin: I know *crosses arms* tch
Me: LEVI IS DAT YOU~
Muffin: SHUDDUP
Me: tsundere or naw
Muffin: *glare*
Me:hehehe
She is my other part.
Muffin: gross
Me: grow up
Muffin: NU I WANNA BE LIKE PETER PAN I DONT WANNA GROW DA FAQ UP
Peter pan: COME WIF ME TA NEVERLAND
Me:HOW YEW GET HERE
Peter pan: I HAF NO IDEA
Me: *gets dimension gun* GO BACK TU YER WORLD!
Anyways, her name is....
NOT TELLING!!!
Muffin: I didn't know you liked a gurl named NOT TELLING!!!
Me: meee neeeiiither~ -3-
Muffin: alright so thanks for my story-
Me: I WROTE THE WHOLE FKIN THING
Muffin: huehuehuehue~ no cursing!
Me: ILL CUT OFF YOUR TITS AND TURN THEM INTO BOWLS
Muffin: da faq!
Me: GOOD BYE!!!
YOU ARE READING
My Crush
RandomI'm not telling who it is... Muffin: ooooh~ who you liek?! Me: none ur business Muffin:aaaaww
