Translating Love (EXO FANFICTION)

Heaven?

HYE JIN POV

I heard voices. I felt so sleepy. I rolled on my bed and reached out for my alarm and whacked it. It felt warm and quite hard and weirdly didn't ping. It made a weird noise.
I opened one eye to look at the time. There was a bright light shining into my eyes and 12 angels stood around me, surrounded by light.

I... I was in Heaven..?

Was this a dream???

I saw the light shining brighter and I squinted at it. Then I reached out for my alarm again, hoping that maybe it would wake me up properly.

"ASDFGHJKL"

"Miss, are you alright? Miss you're hurting him! MISS!"
I rubbed my eyes and peered blearily at the person who was yelling at me in MY HOUSE!!!!!!
Wait... My house.

MY FUCKING HOUSE?!

I shot up in bed and stared at the people who had broken in and wanted to kidnap me.

"GOD?! GOD?!!"

"Erm... Ms, the light is the sun. "
A cute guy said whilst staring at me. He was so adorable... He had that cute vibe and damn he was hot.

"What the hell are you doing in my house?"

"Well you see, my friend kinda spilt your coffee and like dropped you and like you fainted so then like we saved you and like I'm so fabulous right?"

This...this...fit guy oh my godd.

He had blond hair that made me want to run my fingers through and those brown eyes...

Then I remembered he was, no scrap that, THEY were friends with the guys who had spilt my coffee and dropped me and I wanted to asdfghjkldksmdjdk

My heart disappeared into my stomach like KFC disappearing into my mouth.

"But miss... You fainted and we just wanted to-"

"SHUT UP"
O____O

"Well you hit me twice"

A tall guy with brown hair was crouching where my alarm was and I had a bad feeling I had hit him.

"I'm so sorry... GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU BASTARDS"

"Okokokokok we're sorry, please stop hitting us":/

I ran after them with my frozen chicken drumsticks and they vanished into their posh cars and disappeared for ever.

I went back in and started to defrost the chicken drumsticks so I could eat because I had run out of KFC money because of buying it yesterday. T_T

I reached for my phone and called my best friend Asha.

"Hey dial-a-slut here, which slut would you require today?"
I smiled at the phone. If her mum heard that she would be dead.

"Hi I like met really hot guys and like they kinda broke into my house and I hit them with frozen drumsticks and-"

"YOU HIT HOT GUYS WITH DRUMSTICKS?! COULD IT BE... BDSM...?"

I wanted to smack my best friend so bad.
"WHAT BDSM YOU IDIOT! YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARASSING MY EARS YOU DIRTY MINDED I CAN'T EVEN..!"

~BEEP!~

SHE FREAKIN HUNG UP ON ME?!

I immediately scrolled to my contacts and blocked her.

MEHAHAHAHHAHAH I win!!!!!
:)
Sighing happily, I finished the chicken and fell onto my bed.