Steal someone's stuff. Over and over again. Every day. FUN!!!
Place (for Sab kids): Science Room
Amber: *runs up to Dishy and maniacally laughs* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *throws Marcus's binder at Dishy*
Dishy (Me): Hey! What was that for? *catches binder and looks at it* Oh thanks!
Marcus: *walks into room and looks at seat* Where's my binder?
Amber: I don't know.
Dishy: *matter-of-factly voice and serious face* That's your responsibility.
Marcus: Really? Oh well. It's not like you stole it or anything.
Dishy and Amber: *exchange innocent poker faces (which I suck at)* Why would we steal it? That would be mean. O_O
Marcus: Oh really?
Dishy and Amber: Yup!
Marcus: Mmmm hmmm.
Dishy: Kay, bye! *Amber and Dishy walk to the other side of the room with Marcus's binder*
Marcus: *notices binder* Hey, give it back!
Dishy: Why? This is mine!
Marcus: Yeah right! Yours is fatter!
Dishy: That's mean! :'(
Marcus: ...
*Amber and Dishy walk back to Dishy's desk and places binder there. Amber goes back to her desk. Dishy sticks her tongue out at Marcus*
Dishy: Haha!
Marcus: Why do you have to steal my stuff?
Dishy: Because... *thinks for a while* Ok, I'll give it back.
Marcus: Okay!
Dishy: *walks to Marcus's desk and places binder on his desk*
Marcus: Thanks!
Dishy: *steals Marcus's other binder and runs away* You're welcome!
Marcus: -_-
Dishy: Yay!
Amber: *winks at Dishy and gasps* O.O OMG LOOK!
Marcus: What? *looks in the direction Amber was looking*
Amber: *dashes to Marcus's desk and steals pencil bag*
Marcus: *jerks head back to desk* What did you steal this time?!
Amber: Figure out yourself!
Marcus: *checks all his stuff* You stole my pencil bag, didn't you?
Amber: *nods*
Marcus: Whatever. I'll just do class without my stuff (don't know how, but it happens)
1 hours passes and it is time to leave
Marcus: Can I have my stuff back now?
Amber: *shakes head* Nope!
Dishy: *winks at Amber* Ok, I'll give your binder back. I don't want to drag it around. *walks to Marcus's desk and puts binder on it then walks out of the room*
Marcus: ...
A/N: I actually finished this two days ago, but I forgot to publish it (I totally forgot). Ok, actually I was slacking off, but those forgot and slack off are synonyms! *cheeky smile*
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