Bob was just a duckling when his father(PoopFeather)left for migration and never returned.Bobs mom was a random shit pile inside a tree with a hole .I think you know the rest of what happened with that tree and duck ,but now a days Bobs on the road.The good that happened awhile ago was him finding his Dad but not as you would think,just listen what he heard for yourself."What you eating for lunch today Joe.Fried duck why the hell do you want to know."Jeez ya dick I was just trying to see,and why the fuck are you eating duck anyway dumbass."I just wanted to try a new meal."Aww shit it has dog shit on its dick."You still gonna eat it,cause you should shove a shit full of it in your mouth."Fuck off asswipe.
So I think you can understand he found his fucking father (not a goddamn Star Wars metaphor).Where did Bob go wrong with his life a dumbass duck with lots of messed up words like yesterday's FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
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