Spy Gets a Date?!?!

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CUPCAKES4LIFE:
To Spy, Ur a nice man and stuff so, I was wondering if u wanna date?

Everyone: *jaws drop*
Pegi: Yay! Spy gotta date!
Spy: *blushes* I never had a date.
CUPCAKE: Really? U would go on a date with me?
Spy: Sure. Why not?
Hanji: Awww cute!
Sasha: Awww :3
Levi: Tch *remembers me and Pegi has dirty thoughts and smiles*
Pegi: CUPCAKE and S-
Spy: *covers Pegi's mouth* plz no
Pegi: *pushes Spy's hand away* plz??? *makes puppy eyes*
Spy: I'm sorry, but no
Jean: Why say no to a girl?
Spy: *turns around* Why u little?!?! *charges at Jean*
Jean: *readies swords*
Pegi: *gets between Jean and Spy* Stop...Fighting...*my gold eyes turn bright red*
Spy: Or what? *raises knife*
Pegi: *faces Spy and kicks him in his dick while he is on the ground I take his knife*
Spy: *screams in pain*
Jean: Thx Pegi
Pegi: *my eyes go normal and I become light-headed*
Jean: Hello? I said thx *realizes that Pegi is not herself*
Pegi: Ur- *faints and hits floor*
Jean: Medic! *breathes heavily*
~{time skip}~
Pegi: *hears different voices I open my eyes and see Scout, Medic, Levi and Jean*
Jean: Hello
Pegi: Who said that?
Jean: Me. Why?
Medic: She's blind. She's never gonna see again.
Pegi: Where is Spy?
Scout: He's on his date.
Pegi: Oh, then can y'all plz leave? *yawns* I'm tired.
Scout, Medic, Levi, and Jean: OK bye.
Jean: *whispers* Leave more dares.

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