Drunk Texts From Him

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Soooooooo... this one’s only going to be a short one because in the UK its 2:45AM and I am knackered! But enjoy My Nuggets!


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Niall: 

Heyya baaabe!! I juussgt donnt undrstad how yew beet me at eting htdogss? yu arz mi champyon! 

xx

You: Errr.. Niall I will pick you up from the club in about 15 minutes, NO BUTS!! Please don't get yourself killed in that time babe! XX

Niall: Tanku ! :9 xx

Harry: LeT mee sav te pussy? i luvs youu baba! x

You: So a little birdie told me you may be a bit tipsy! Do you want me to pick you up? xx

Harry: Soory but the berd got eated by the cat.. Ye pleas! xx

Zayn: i think yo shood no that i relly like the wa yoo du mi hare! its so butiful!! xx

You: Yes I know I am a very talented hairstylist! If you don't get home now though I am afraid you may have pukey hair! xxx

Zayn: O gad please pic me up!! x

Liam: I sware dowm Imm not drunk............ ware did buzz go? xx

You: I think you might be a bit drunk Hun! I will pick you up in about 20 minutes and in the morning we can look for buzz. Yeah? xxx

Liam: I hop yu no I lov yu Jessie! xxx

Louis: Yu lov me coz of my sass dont you1!2 i hope u lik sassi bbs!xx

You: Yes babe one of the reasons I love you is because of your sass! I like Sass so much that I am going to pick you Up in 10! Be ready! xx

Louis: I goin to b so sasi! ;) xx

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Just a short one for you there! Dont forget to comment and vote though!

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