Along ago the colours were dancing in the wind. The wind started to get annoyed by the colours and told the colours to stop dancing. But the colours DID NOT stop dancing. They danced harder. The wind became angry with the colours and became a storm! And then the TOMATOS started flying and the storm and started splitting the TOMATOS and the humans thought it was blood so they started to panic and hid in there bomb shelter.
The Shakespeare compony of pillows hated the bank. So they decided to blow up the bank. But then they realized they LOVED the bank because the bank had money inside it. So they blew up all the banks in the world, that is why you must throw away your pillows. DONT TRUST THE PILLOWS! They are EVIL.
Dora was exploring and found a bar. She had a little to much to drink... She started it walk home but she was SOO drunk she was walking in the middle of the road and then got run over by a car. She was nearly DIEING. But then out of nowhere brackets flew in (Yes brackets these things ( ).) like a god. And picked up Dora because brackets are loving and caring.
Back at the storm the children were hiding in the bomb shelter.But there was a BOMB IN THE BOMB SHELTER. And it was going OFF! All the children were picnicking. But right before the bomb went off the Brackets flew in and saved the children and toke them to a land safe from storms. Then the colours felt bad that they made the mother (which is the wind/storm) angry at them. So the colours ran away to a place where there is no air. Then the wind felt horrible that she made her children run away. So the storm became air and spread its self around the world hoping to find its children.
And that my friends, is why there used to be black and white pictures in the olden dayz.
I probably made you really mad about how I made you sit through that story. You probably hate it. But just think about it. It's a good story to tell your friends and it will get them super annoyed.
Tell me if you liked these stories tell me. And I WILL make more of them. I enjoy making these awesome stories.
-Izbeez
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HumorYou must read this book. It is amazing. It explains answers to a question that you don't even know until the end. So PLEASE READ IT. It may be stupid to some people but to others it will be the best story of your life.
