ZaDr: Sweet

Chapter One

It was any normal day at the Skool. Ms. Bitters was trying to convince the students that the end was nigh and some other crap. None of the students were really listening. Dib was staring off into space and occasionally jotting down notes. Suddenly, a crumpled up piece of paper flew across the room at hit Dib in the face. He looked over where it came from and saw Zim staring at him, gesturing for him to read it. Dib uncrumpled it and looked at it. "Earth filth, I am going to visit your house after skool today. I have some questions to ask you. Your future slave owner, Zim." Dib looked back at Zim with an annoyed look on his face, and shoved the note in his pocket. Zim mouthed to him, "You are  covered in lies if you think that was a joke." Dib mouthed back, "Whatever man." Even though Dib was still trying to expose Zim for the grotesque alien he is, he wasn't trying as hard as he used too. His many plans to capture him stopped him, but he still had no proof and after a while, he just started trying to keep Zim from embarrassing himself. The bell rang and all the skoolchildren ran out faster than light. Dib grabbed his backpack, got his younger sister Gaz, and started to walk home. When he got there, he walked to his room and turned on his computer. He just messed around on Youtube for a while, and completely forgot about the note. It was almost 2 AM, when suddenly, he heard knocks on his window. Kind of scared, he grabbed his knife sitting on the desk, and turned around slowly. "Relax dirt boy, it is only Zim," Dib heard, "Also please open the window, it is very cold." Dib sighed and opened the window. "What are you doing here, Zim?" Dib asked, "It's 1:30 AM." Zim, now sitting on Dib's bed, had an annoyed expression on his face, "Don't you remember my note?" Dib stared off into space for a second and then realized what he meant. "Ohhh," Dib said, pulling the crumpled up note out of his pocket, "You mean THIS note. So what did you wanna ask?" Dib said down on the bed next to Zim. Zim, who was staring at the ground, looked up and sighed, "Dib, what is love?" Dib looked confused. He didn't add any insult to his name like "Dib-stink" or "Dib-monkey". He asked, "What do you mean?"  Zim explained, "I mean, what is love? The whole day I've had this really wierd feeling, so I asked my computer, and it sent me to one of those stupid online quizzes that supposedly tell you how you are feeling. I tried it, and it said I was "In love". What is that supposed to mean?? How can I stop it?? And what do I do??" Dib looked at Zim, thinking he was joking. He saw the serious and concerned expression on his face. Dib was very confused, how could the creature with no emotion whatsoever feel love? His Pak was supposed to prevent that! Or so he thought. Dib's thoughts were interrupted by Zim yelling, "ANSWER MY QUESTION, EARTH FILTH! WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG?? ANSWER ZI-" Dib put his hand over Zim's mouth. "Quiet!" He screeched, "Do you want to wake up the whole house?" Zim moved Dib's hand and whispered, "That still doesn't answer my question." Dib sighed and said, "I will, I just need to ask you one question. Who gives you these feelings?" There was an awkward silence for a while. Zim had known exactly what the problem was, he just wanted to stop it. "Well," Zim finally squeaked, "They only happen around you."

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Welp, who's liking my horrible story so far? I might stop if you guys hate it lmao. Sorry for the cliffhanger btw. Chapter two coming soon!  ....Probably

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