Bridgette woke up and felt as fresh as a ripe plum. She frolicked down the stairs, slipped and fell flat on her face. She took a tantrum and ran into the kitchen to grab some beans and through them at her pet beetle she kept in an upside down frisbee. She was just about to throw the bean can when she noticed that her pet beetle was gone. "Oh for god suck u stupid frisbee why do u have to be so flippin annoying urgh u annoying blooming frisbee!" Exclamated Bridgette. "Shut the hell up you stupid girl!" Said her mother . Bridgette fell on the floor and scooched to the garden. Her mother was cleaning the garden. Bridgette decided to stand up and walk to the cabbage patch to find a new pet. When she reached the patch she got down in her hands and knees and ripped the cabbages out the ground, sniffed them and threw them at the neighbours cat. She finally found a centipede. "Yass mammy I found a whopper!!!". "Well done Bridgette, now put it back please.
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Bridgette and the bean can gang!
HumorBridgette is a young girl with big ambitions! Since the age of 4 she has been obsessed with beans. Her favourite hobby is very normal, instead of horse riding she does bean riding! Find out what happens when Bridgette is in a battle with the beans!
