Kanye woke up , yawned a magnificent yawn, and rolled out of his Italian silk sheets.He strolled to his night-stand and combed through his kinda/sorta beard. He snapped his fingers and looked at the mirror, saying to himself "Kanye West, you look your Kanye best today."
He Changed out of million dollar pajamas and put on his gangster wear, which included a black hat backwards, some joggers that fell down his waist, and a shirt that says 'Bompton'. (bloods can't say the letter "c") Kanye had to go into disguise. He was on a secret mission, that the queen of England sent him on.
His mission was to figure out of why all the ex-Disney and Nickelodeon stars were going crazy after their shows. He thought he would start off with Hilary Duff, Drake Bell and the Josh Kid from "Drake and Josh", and grandfathered. He thought if he visited the decent ones, then he can visit the wack ones. He pulls out his super secret government contact list. He pulled up Hilary's address on google maps. Corn (his super secret government contact list.) He a grabbed his helicopter keys and ran out of his bomb af mansion.
When he arrived at Hilary's house, he rang the doorbell and waited. Hilary came out of her house, "Are you the pizza man?" Kanye looked at her his face shock fulled with anger. "Excuse me? I am a bigger star then you. This isn't even a good disguise. How do you not notice it's me Yeezus, the best rapper. It's me Kanye West!" he yelled flaring his arms.
Hilary looked at him and said in a deep black guy voice "You'll never catch me copper.", elbowed him in the face and ran into the house. Kanye just stored at the open door in confusion, and slowly walked away.
Kanye was starting to feel kinda hungry, he decided he would go to Taco Bell before he went to visit the guy from Drake and Josh.
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maybe if you say no homo bro they won't take it offensive.
I hate those memes
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The Best of Kanye West (Kanye West fiction)
HumorEveryone thinks they know the famous Kanye West but really, he's a secret agent working for the Queen of England trying to discover why former child movie stars are going wild.
