"I'm not the kind of girlfriend who needs to be showered with gifts or taken to fancy restaurants. I'm happy having you. I don't need anything else. You could pick a flower off the floor for me and I'd be overjoyed, or we could buy a pizza and eat it in a Walmart parking lot. As long as I'm with you I don't need anything else. You've already given me the gift of happiness and for me that's more then enough."
"Do you ever just look back at how much money you've earned in the past and think what the actual fuck have I spent that on."
"One time this guy was hitting on me and he said "I'm loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing" and I said "so did Hitler" I literally said that to a person."
"Maybe this year I'll find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]."
"I think it's dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape??"
"we live on a floating rock in a giant space that has no real end and you want me to memorize vocabulary words."
"Is anyone else really mild mannered usually but super violent minded? Like, someone can bump into me and I'm just like "oh it's okay" but in my head I'm like "if you touch me one more time I'm going to shove my foot so far up your ass that the dentist will be picking my toes from between your teeth"."
"If you see someone being interrupted in a conversation, acknowledge them, don't let them be pushed to the side. If you see someone lagging behind, walk beside them. If someone is ignored, take the step to include them. Always remind people of their worth. It hurts when it feels like you're being forgotten. That small gesture can mean a lot."
"Appreciate those people that still try to be funny and make you laugh while they're going through some shit and are sad themselves."
"Don't tell me to calm down I'll throw a fucking desk at your desk."
"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together."
"I want... a steady hand. A kind soul. I want to fall asleep, and wake, knowing my heart is safe. I want to love, and be loved."
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