Mad and sad amd Happy

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Looeela had the divorce papers in hand. She did not want to marry a fat, ugly, balding man. Looeela started daydreaming about her long lost cuddly hamburger, Harry. Then she got angry, and a little constipated. She would find a way to get Harry back, but for now. . . It was time for divorce.

Harry cried big fat ugly tears. He was stroking his son Kittle Pig. Just then his son hamburger turned into a boy! Kittle looked just like his father, fat and ugly.
I am so proud of you! That is what Harry said when his son ate his belly button lint. Harry said, you are such a big boy! Literally.

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