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The retard squad

Autumn POV
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"IM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU G-" [wait pause
I'm Autumn, but my friends call me Dig, I form part of the retard squad, I know what you're thinking just a group of young stupid teenagers, wrong, it's about the only squad in town were our love is made out of hate for each other, right now I'm screaming at the boys of the group, Nate Maloney, jack gylinsky and last but not least... SAMMY WILKINSON, THE BASTARd, right now me and the girls are shouting at them because, at the moment we own a BIG caravan tipe thing, and we have parked it at a campsite because the caravan has toilets but no showers, so we're using the public showers, and the boys have stolen our clothes, any way lets press play.]
-UYS" I scream, while I'm in my towel that only covers from my breasts down to just below my butt "oooo diggie if you want you're clothes come and get em" sam says "same goes to Lauren and Bridget" Jack says, "we're not coming out there for you retards to see us in towels, just pass our clothes threw the door" Lauren says "this is payback from that last stupid prank you played on us remember?" Nate says.

LOL oh yeah the last prank we played on them was hilarious, so let me  explain we have one day of the week on our road trip, for the boys to pick were they wanna go, and they decided the strip club, me and the girls decided to pay a load of dudes to dress up as strippers and give them private lap dances, once they were done, they would show the guys that they were actually guys, it was so funny you should have seen their faces.

Me and the girls burst out laughing, remembering what we did to them "oh shut up, this is payback from that stupid prank, that dude even had a beard it was disgusting" Sammy says referring to the guy that gave him the lap dance "ok... Ok we're sorry not sorry please give us our clothes back" Bridget says "no way you're coming out" Jack says "please give us our clothes back" I wine "no can do princess" he Sammy says "that's it I'm going out there to beat there asses" I say and burst out the door, and chase Sammy to get my clothes, as I'm close to him I jump on him and grab my clothes and run threw all the people back to the showers, often getting wolf whistles on the way.

Finally I'm dressed I walk out of the showers and head over to Sammy jumping on top of him and pulling he's hair "you bastard, now everyone has seen me in a towel" I said while he tried to pull me off of him "but in the bright side, you're ass I mean... Wow best ass I've ever seen under a towel, don't even get me started about your breasts" he says looking off into the distance as if imagining some thing "you bastard" I say as I chase him around the campsite and finally arrive at our amazing caravan.

[our caravan is really funny because on the outside me and the girls paint it so it has like loads of different drawings around it, and on the binside it has loads of pictures of the squad, all in our adventures, I forgot to introduce myself, hey I'm Autumn and they call me Dig or Diggie I'm 17 years old, I DONT drink and I am a female and have a British accent💁 i am a rebel in my own way! I don't drink our do drugs or go partying every weekend, I'm that girl that steals the swing form the park, or goes to a club dressed up as a unicorn, or shouts at the zookeeper because he's mistreated animals, I have a dog named Miso a horse on the back of the caravan in the trailer behind called Geronimo and 3 chickens named Peka, Mrs Bones and Chili I also have a Guinea pig named Paprika, then there's Bridget but we call her bridg for short, she is a shy character but when she is with us she is very hyper, she is the girly girl of the group, the one that likes to go shopping and all that shit, then there's Louren she always dresses in black and is a flirt, she has an obsession with food but she's not fat, then there's the boys 😤 their soooooo annoying, first of all there's Jack gilinsky, MAYOR FLIRT, drinks and all that shit, but he's got humor and we're all best friend, then there's Nathan Maloney, MAYOR FLIRT, drinks and all that shit, girls throw themselves at him, then last but not least, SAMMY WILKINSON the bastard of them all the badest of them all, drinks and does drugs, but we're all best friends and we have good times together, I guess you could call the guys 'bad boys' and were the good girls that put them in there place.]