Those orbs making dem girls cray cray

Chapter 1

I sit up in bed happily as I think about my day to come! I get to go to school nd see meh gorg bf who is just a normal boy. Legit. His name is Larry. Cute huh? IK. Anyways, I hop out of my pink bed nd go exmine my bdy in da mirror. I hate what I see. I have a gorgeous flat stomach nd a cute diamond belly ring. Gross. My silkay blonde hair flows like a watahfall down to my arse. Ugh. my gorg blue eyes shine as brilliantly as a diamond. I hate my face. I have the perfect amount of freckles to top off my perfectly tan skin. I'm the ugliest girl eva. ugh. I walk to my big walk in closet and frown at all my designer clothes. I'll never mind anything to wear that's cute. ugh. I settle for a tight white Gucci tank top that shows half of my huge boobs and some Calvin Klein booty shorts. I look like a mess. and just to make matters worse I slip on my cork heel pumps that raise my 5'8'' height to 6' and make me look like a super model. oh well. I strut out of my super huge closet and put on some light makeup. now I look gorg. no wait. I need my messy bun. ok cool. Now i;m gorg.

I sit down for my breakfast of froot loops and carrets, my fav food is carrets. I sit alone in my huge modern million dollar kitchen that looks like a space shuttle becuase... i dont want to talk about it. ok. my parents died when i was a baby and I found some money on the street so I bought this flat and have lived on my own over since. now I swear to never let anyone in to know my secrets. unless they say please.

yay time for highschool cuz im 17. gtg see my bf Larry. hes cute. I walk outside my flat and wrap my hands around my supper flat stomach. ugh. People will think i'm cute if I'm self conscious. my bf larry is waiting out front in is spper kewl red convertable. ily bby.

"Hey Sarah. you look gorgeous and your so sweet I love you will you ride in my car to school with me it wuld be an honor if you wuld cuz i love you bby and your so sexy i was hoping that by sayin all this stuff i could get in your pants and take ur vinginity is dat ok? get in da car if you dont ima yell and beat you but i wanna be nice so baby plz get in da car ok? ok." Larry said. he was sweet talking me. Ily bby. we drive to school with the wind in my hair only making it more gorgeous. i hate my life. ugh. We sit in his car for like a min while he sticks his hand up my shirt. "UGH!" I scream, and jump out of the car. and accidentaly bump into someone with hair.