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chapter three

harry: heyy lewis!! :D

louis: cringing

it's nOT LEWIS

IT'S PRONOUNCED LOUEE

you dumbfuck

harry: r00d.

louis: just letting you know how to pronounce my name correctly stupid.

harry: :(

louis: (:

harry: why are you so mean to mehh? :((((((

louis: bc I can be

harry: crying

louis: *sings

THEY CALL YOU CRYBABY CRYBABY
BUT YOU DON'T FUCKEN CARE
CRYBABY CRYBABY
YOU LAUGH THROUGH YOUR TEARS

harry: whut

louis: . . . . . . . .

do you srsly not know who melanie martinez is ?

harry: is it bad if idk who she is?

louis: it is vERY BAD

WHST IS WRONF W YOU HAROLD ??!

harry: harold, huh? ;)

louis: stfu

it just fit okay ?

idk just.. stfu styles.

harry: *singsong voice* okayyyyy whatever you sayyyyy

wait.

how do you know my last name wtf¿?¿

louis: bc you told me ??

harry: I did wtf??

louis: yes, you did, styles. you done ?

harry: . . . .

did I tell you my middle name?

bc if I did then kms Dx

wait did you even tell me YOUR last name?

louis: no you did not tell me your middle name

and no I didn't give you my last name.

harry: hm...

will you tell me your full name if I tell you mine ?

louis: promise you won't laugh at my name ?

harry: only if you promise not to laugh at my middle name.

louis: hmmm.... okay.

harry: okay.

harry edward styles.

louis: louis william tomlinson.

harry: aw your name sounds like a prince's name tbh

louis: no it don't tf

yours sounds more princely like.

harry: princely?

is that even a word?

louis: it is now bitch.

HAIII !!!

I'm so bad at ending chapters I'm sry I cri

and I have no idea if princely is a word or not but shh let's just pretend I made it up okey.

pls vote and comment if you liked it

-daisi

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