Ask/Dare Perjasico

Questions/Dares #9

Tay Tay: Oh my Fucking gosh! We got a question!!!YAY I'M SO HAPPY!! *squeals in excitement*

Nico: Godsdamn Tay Tay! First off quit cussing! And stop screaming so damn loudly! Second, tell us the question.

Tay Tay: Okay okay Jeez.. This is from Mexican-girl1. She asks:

"Nico who do you like better Jason Percy or Leo?"

Nico: To be honest... Jason and Percy are gonna slap me around for this but.. Leo.

Tay Tay: O_O Yes... my ship has come true!

Leo: Aww..

Nico: I'm just saying that because he's the least annoying person I ever met...and the fact that I like him.. O///_///O

Leo: Oh wow.. Percy would be jealous!

Percy: Jealous of what? *looks at the previous conversation then looks at Nico* *sighs* Nico how many times we been over this?

Nico: First off Percy, what would you expect? You and Jason both annoy the hell out of me with and about a bunch of bullshit. And second, Leo has been pretty nice despite how cocky and agressive he could be..

Percy: Oh so I'm not your type now??!!??!!?

Nico: Oh for the love of Hades! Percy you're still my damn type for crying out loud!!! I just can't seem to live without all of you in my life..

Jason: Oh thank you! I was seriously gonna throw Percy out a fucking window if he ever said that ever again! 

Tay Tay: Right! If he said he's not your type, he's not your fucking type! If he wanted to say that he made a mistake, he made a goddamn mistake!

Percy: First off... yall an quit with that bullshit.. I can say whatever I want!

* Percy Jason and Tay Tay all argue while Nico is starting to feel something move inside him and starts throwing up on the floor. Everyone stops and stares except for Me rushing over to him*

Me: Holy fucking Hades, Nico are you okay?

Nico: I'm fine.. But I think I might be pregnant..

Percy Jason & Leo: Nico, How in the fuck is that possible and- Wait WHAT??!!

Nico: Yes, I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant..

Tay Tay: How about we take him to the doctor first thing in the morning?

Me: That sounds like a great idea! We wouldn't want the baby to be hurt!

Tay Tay: And that's it for today, folks! Say goodbye everyone!

All: Bye..