Uma Kompton, an aspiring actress and model, recently moved to the little town of Los Angeles, California. Uma was walking down the street being a hoe, when she saw a man bending over to pick up his wallet from the ground. Struck with love, Uma went up to him and said,
"What's up b*tch, were you bending over to get my attention?"
"Maybe, and you are?" Simon asked.
"I'm Uma, Uma Kompton. I'm out here to smash Rihanna's music and top the music charts."
"Well, my name is Simon, want to go get food?"
"Yes daddy get me my chicken nuggets and mozzarella sticks" Uma yelled.
• • •
Uma and Simon headed over to the local Arby's, on the outskirts of Los Angeles. Uma, in love with him, tried to show off by deepthroating a mozzarella stick. Suddenly, the stick broke and the lava hot cheese flowed out, burning Uma's throat.
"THE MOZZARELLA, IT BURNS" Uma screamed.
She luckilly swallowed it all down, but pretended to pass out from choking. Simon gave her mouth to mouth hoping to save her. Successfully, Uma survived the false choke.
• • •
About 10 minutes later, Uma and Simon were still talking. Holding back all the feelings, Uma just had to tell Simon she liked him.
"Simon, BE MY SUGAR DADDY." Uma screamed.
"I'll be your sugar daddy." Simon agreed.
The two left, and headed over to Simon's house.
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Uma Kompton: Slaying the Music Industry
FanfictionHe's brought you an epic love story before in his book "Tubbs and Sassy Fran: The Frisky Bits Affair," and now he writes you another in "Uma Kompton: Slaying the Music Industry." Turtle Etnier just knows how to please his readers. In this extraordin...
