• Pillowtalk: Zouis AU: Chapter Three: Mum's Against It: Third Person's Point of View •
"You heard me."
And Mrs. Tomlinson flew her shits out and slapped his one and only begotten son. "How dare you answer me like that?" She was so mad on how louis is going to ruin his life. And the fact that she's having lack of respect from her son.
"I still respects you, If that's what you are thinking right now," louis sighed, putting his phone back in his pocket. "You must understand that i play in both team mum. It will be unfair if you don't." Louis pouted, trying his charm that he always used back when he was still a kid.
"Don't give me that look Louis." Jay warned, still fuming. She just don't understand why some people pick the same as they are. "I thought being different is cool."
"Mum, yes it is. And so do homos. They are different too. Uniquely different." Louis found his lips curved into a smile at his words, he don't know he have something like that.
"But.. Troy! You must fix this shit out!" Jay spat out angrily before leaving the office.
"Is jerard pregnant now?" Louis asked his father who only chuckled. Yes, you read it right. He. His father is a big part of lgbt too, and was secretly cheating on his mother.
"I can't get him pregnant despite all of the cum I put inside of him." His father sighed. "My sperms are still searching for his very good hider egg cells." His father once again, sighed dramatically.
"You didn't passed in your science subject, did you?" Louis raised an eyebrow earning a chuckle from his father.
"But I still don't get it why she put that, I thought being different Is cool though. Like what the heck? Being straight is normal and normal is boring, not cool." They both laughed at that. Having this time with his son makes him forget all of his problems.
"I should get going dad, I have to check my friends." And with that, Louis stood up from the couch.
"Hey! Don't forget to introduce me to your man!"
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"What did he- they did what?!" Anne gasped with a horrid look on her face.
"They had sex mum! I'm really sorry." Harry hugged his mum and cried on her shoulder.
"Its okay Harry. Its normal." Anne said, removing the expression she had earlier and replaced it with a small smile.
"But i thought sex is bad."
Anne choked up and was mentally face palming. "Who told you that?" She asked, how could that person who told her son that sex is bad?
"Dad."
Anne choked up again, earning a worried expression from Harry. He knew it. Her mom is going to hate him after this. Harry almost burst into tears again at the thought.
"Your dad?" Anne asked in disbelief. "Are you sure?" Harry nodded.
"Yes, he told me that when I was eight and I still obeying him until now." Harry said proudly. Anne don't know if Harry have something in his condition/health but definitely gonna talk with his husband. She even found it funny cause her husband is a fuck boy.
"That fucker."
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"Hey Liam!" Zayn called when be spotted liam. They hadn't hang out for a long time and he's missing his friend a little bit.
"Oh! Hi Zayn!" Liam answered, walking faster than he already was. He can't shook off what Louis and Zayn did in his mind and dirty shits won't stop corrupting his mind.
"Where are you going?" Zayn ran to catch up with Liam. "Don't you missed me?" He put a hand around liam's shoulder making the other guy flinched. "Is there something wrong?"
"I missed you too! Yes I do!" Liam answered, pushing zayn's hand away without touching it long. He don't have any idea what Zayn did with his hands and that's just making Liam want to jump off from a cliff. Then Liam ran away when his phone -thanks to god- beep. "Goodbye Zayn!"
"What's his problem?" Zayn get his phone from his pocket but accidentally touch a slimy-plastic thingy. He pulled it out and-
"Oh Zayn! I forgo- condom?" Liam gasped and walked away quickly without giving Zayn a chance to explain. Not that he have to though.
"I forgot to throw this?" Zayn snorted, checking the surrounding before blowing it to make a pinky balloon. "You stay there." He put it beside a garbage bin and walked away.
"So, I taste like that?" Zayn wiped the corner of his lips when he felt something odd there. After shrugging,
"Not bad."
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I am a Liar. Do not trust me.
