ASK HETALIA CHARACTERS/OCS [Boi Discontinued]

TRIPLE THREAT!!! (a.k.a three dares oh ma gawd 0-0)

Hetalia-Girl1

AMERICA TWERK FOR ENGLAND AND THEN SLAP HIM!!!!!!! XD

otakulord232

I dare Japan to twerk on Germany! XD (again sorry for being so late with the updates)

-time skip of flying mint bunny twerking-

America: umm...why would I do that to England?

Me: dude not only can you slap the man, you can make the ship real-I mean ill give you McDonalds :D

America: okay then I'm only doing this for the McDonalds...*whispers* and the ship..

Me: what was that?

America: NOTHING!!

Me: kk imma go talk to England

-WHAT WAS THAT MORE TIME SKIPS OKAEI-

Me: YO IGGY!!

England: ugh what is it now CJ?

Me: WEELLLLL can you let America twerk on you for like 5 minutes or so..

England: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL NO!!

Me: AWWW come on ill make you cookies :D

England: NOOOOO!! NEVER IN A MILLION-

Me: ill teach you some dark magic stuff so you can get revenge on America :D

England: f-fine..

Me: YUSS!!

-TIME FOR DA TWERKING NJFNJG :D-

America: o-oh hey Iggy....

England: Hello to you as well

Me: oh hey guys! America I have something for you to wear as well!!

America: YOU DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME WEARING SOMETHING!!

Me: cuz I just thought about it duuhh.. here *shoves the april fools costume to America* (THAT WAS THE ONLY ONE I WAS ABLE TO FIND!!)

America: OH.MY.GOD.WHYYYYY!!!

Me: cuz I can.... o3o now GO! *shoves america to iggy* *moments later he starts to twerk on england*

-5 MINUTES LATER-

America: *bitch slaps England*

England: OWWW!!

Me: *snorts* HAHAHA XD oh and umm while you were doing all of that I took pictures >:D

America and England: no you didn't *the both of them slowly getting angry*

Me: yep and sent them to Spain to :D

America: *bitch slaps me*

Me: WORTH IT!! :D

-NEXT TWERK DARE :DDDDDDDD-

Me: Japannnn!!!!!

Japan: yes CJ?

Me: can you twerk on Germany while he's sitting somewhere?

Japan: WHAT NO NEVER ON GERMANY!!

Me: I will give all of my baby pictures..

Japan:.....deal

Me: YUS

-OH-A GOD MORE-A TIME SKIPS-

Me: target located oh and here as well *throws his april fools costume as well*

Japan: Oh my gosh why...

Me: yet again cuz i can..O3O

Japan: alright then...

*Japan quickly goes and twerks on Germany*

Germany: WHAT ZHE HELL!!

Me: HAHAHAHA XD more pictures for Spain he is going to be so happy XD

Japan and Germany: WHAT?!

Me: hue hue hue XD

-NEXT DARE FINALLY JEBUS-

HazelLorence

I dare America to climb to the top of Mount Everest and shout the most insane, most random thing he can think of

Me: HEY AMERICA!!

America: Yo..

Me: can you by any chance go to the top of Mount Everest and shout the most random thing ever?

America: you say that like I've never done it before duddette

-Time skip with Me in England with Arthur and America on top of Mt.Everest-

America: I THINK ARTHUR IS ADORABLE AND CUTE ESPECIAL WHEN HE'S DRUNK!!

Me: My ship senses are tingling..

England: what?

Me: nothing...jusst nothing -3-

THERE YOU GO EVERYONE A UPDATE FUCKING FINALLY I MEAN DAYUM!! okay so I should explain my self. Well I've been avoiding the book for a bit and just reading other peoples books don't ask which ones i've been reading please, and basically writing my own book no I'm not posting here on watt pad sadly but expect there to be some REALLY slow updates because of school,homework and all that jazz. I hope you guys understand.

-CJ <3