There are actually two radio hosts this side of town; we both pretend the other doesn’t exist. Welcome to Night Vale. Good evening, listeners, this week is a very…special week for our city, and as such this will be a rather special show. It is, of course, the anniversary of a few things. For instance, the Dog Park opened four years ago today, the City Council would like to remind our listeners that people are not allowed in the Dog Park, you are not allowed to walk your dogs in the Dog Park. Sometimes, you will see hooded figures in the Dog Park.
The Dog Park will not harm you.
On another important note, it has also been exactly four years since Night Vale’s resident perfect scientist arrived in town, and boy, what a four years it’s been! I know you’re listening, Carlos.
Anyway, today is also the one year anniversary of the event that has gone down in our history as, simply “the time when we ran those two white guys out of town because they tried to kill us all”.
Sit back and get comfortable, dear, sweet listeners! Because this is one heck of a story; and I can remember it as though it happened yesterday.
