Disclaimer

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I would like to apologize to all Christians or any other believers of God in the room. I did not realize some would be offended by stories like The Expressionless, where people claim to speak with God or that they are God. I would like to make these facts perfectly clear:

1. I am a Quaker, a branch of Christianity.

2. So yes, I believe in God.

3. I did not want to bring religion into this at all.

4. AGAIN. None of these stories are true. Well, Happy Puppet Syndrome is a real thing, but that's different.

5. In no way, shape, or form do I mean to offend God or his believers.

6. Going back to point one, why would I insult God or his believers? I AM a believer of God for crying out loud!

7. These stories are for fun! They are not to be taken seriously!

So after these seven points, I would like to say that I understand why some of you guys are offended. I'm Sirius (I'm so punny). I perfectly understand why you guys don't like these. So for all the past stories and all future ones containing tainted beliefs of God, my apologies. I am not offended if you skip them.

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