When Dan awoke on the morning of March 2nd 2016, he felt a strange pain in his stomach. Was it the green eggs and ham that he'd eaten the night before?
"Phil, my stomach hurts, MAAAN!", Dan said with a cackle.
"Shit!", replied Phil.
"I think I need to go to the gynecologist. FAST!", Dan screamed.
"Fuck no! Don't do that shit!", a voice beckoned from the bathroom.
Dan and Phil both gasped and looked at each other. Who said that shit? Was it their dog Keaton?
"Who r u m8?? LOL!" Phil cried out with a smirk ;).
And then it appeared; the man that Dan and Phil had both thought that they would never see again. Donald J Trump.
"Hory shet m8! He looks like a hamster. I think I'm having post traumatic stress! HAHA ^~^", Phil sobbed.
"Please try to relax guys. I need you to maintain your composure. You see, I'm not doing so well in the British market, and I really need two strong young pups like yourselves to help my campaign!"
"I don't think I'm interested man! You've said some pretty nasty things about many people, and frankly, Phil and I are just not having it!", Dan defended with a menacing dimply grin.
"That's all fine and dandy", said Trump. "But wait until you see what's under my pants ;)".
Dan and Phil both braced for the sight of a hamster. At this moment, Phil recalled the self defense training that he had taken after previous events involving a hat. If Donald Trump was the real deal, then every bit of Phil's training would be essential for this fight.
"FUK U!", muttered Dan, with a sexy wink.
"Shit, you're right", screamed Ronald Gump.
"Eat a shit!" Phil then proceeded to rip off Donald Trumps sexy kilt from Bed Bath & Beyond and pounded his fist into the right side of his pelvis. This shattered the pelvis.
"Ow, what the fuck. My fucking pelvis LMAO!"
"That's what you get when you let your heart win, WOOOAAAAOHHHAOAOAAOAHHHHHH!!!!" Dan replied, before giving a high five to Phil.
"One day, you will all understand. One day, you will realize that not only are my memes dank, but my kush is even danker!"
Mr Trump swiftly pulled out a sniper with stopping power and FMJ, and proceeded to 360 quickscope both Dan and Phil. Unfortunately for Donald, Dan had recently eaten rock hard green eggs, which caused the bullets to ricochet off of his belly, and back at the other side of the politician's pelvis, which had yet to be shattered, but now it was (wOW!).
"Look's like team pelvis is blasting off again!" Donald said with a laugh (LMAO!).
"Gotta blast! XD" Said Dan and Phil.
