SDMN/Pack One-shots

Restrooms › Sidemen House

"Josh?" Vik called as he rapped his hand against the door of the bathroom. "Are you almost done? I need to use the toilet!"

But it was to no avail, as the rapid sound of cascading water evidently blocked all sounds from reaching Josh's ears through the door.

After a few tries, but with no success, Vik groaned and turned to storm up the stairs to the upper floor.

"Simon?"

No response. He called again, a bit louder this time. "Simon?"

The answer came, muffled. "I'm trying to... take a shit! Go away, Vik."

"I need to use the bathroom too!" Vik persuaded, desperate. "Can you hurry up at least?"

"Why don't you just use yours and Josh's?" Simon grunted.

Vik sighed. "He's in the shower. As usual. And the one downstairs is broken. As always."

He thought he could hear a giggle and a sigh of exasperation. "Why don't you use JJ's?"

Vik mentally quivered at the thought. JJ was rather... protective of his bathroom. It was notably the largest in his house, and he never let anybody else step foot in there. Simon had asked him once if he could go in, and JJ was so fierce with his "no" Vik thought the whole of the street had heard him.

"You know what happened last time you tried to use it," Vik sighed. "I'd rather not bother him, strangely enough."

"But you really need to go, right?" Simon queried.

Vik hesitated. "Yeah, I do."

"So why not ask him? Worst case scenario you'll have to wait for Josh, but if you don't ask him you'll have to do that anyway. I'd say go for it - you know how much of a soft spot he has for you."

He shrugged. Simon did have a point. Vik was always slightly worrisome about other people's reactions to what he had to say. He'd sometimes talk to somebody so touchily it was almost like he was walking on eggshells, not wanting to overstay his welcome. But there was nothing to be cautious about, really. Everyone liked Vik.

"Yeah, I guess I will," he murmured. Without waiting for a response, he turned and began to make his way down the stairs. As he was walking, he thought he heard a moan of pleasure coming from behind him, but he ignored it.

JJ's door to his room was open, so Vik catiously walked in, seeing him sprawled out on his bed. Upon hearing Vik's entrance, he looked up from his phone. "Oh, hey Vik."

Vik coughed. "Hey JJ. Uhm... this might be weird, but can I use your bathroom?"

JJ paused. "...Why?"

"Josh is in the shower, the one downstairs is broken, and Simon's on the toilet too."

"Wait, Josh is still in the shower?" JJ said, surprised. "I could have sworn he went upstairs a while ago."

Vik shrugged. "The water's still going."

"Oh."

Pause.

"But yeah, you can use my toilet, I really don't care. Just clean up after yourself," JJ stated.

"Thanks," he sighed, relieved. "But why didn't you let Simon use it when he asked?"

"Only for you, babe," JJ winked.

Vik shuddered. "Gross."

dunno what this is tbh, it's been in my works since march, i only finished it today