Realistic 1D Fanfic

I got ready for my first One Direction concert. I paid for my ticket using my life's

savings, so now I'm broke (WORTH IT!).

My friends Shanaynay and Shabootayquayquay would be here to pick me up in about 15 minutes, so I had to rush myself to get ready. I quickly threw on my One Direction tshirt, One Direction shoes, One Direction skinny jeans, One Direction duct tape bow, One Direction duct tape purse, One Direction weave, One Direction organs, and One Direction skin. I looked FABULOUS!

I grabbed my One Direction poster, reading "LET ME LUFF YU" and waited on the couch for Shanaynay and Shabootayquayquay.

Then the door bell rang and I almost threw myself at the door and flung it open. There stood my life long best Directioner friends Shanaynay and Shabootayquayquay wearing practically the same outfit as I was.

I ran out of my house and raced over to Shanaynay's car. I tore off the door and found my lifelong enemy Bonquisha.

"SHAN GURL WHAT'S BONQUISHA DOIN' HERE?" I screeched into Shanaynay's elf ears.

"She needed a riiiide gurl! Plus she had 3 extra backstage passes and I thought you, Bootay, and I would be able to go if we gave her a ride and payed us in backstage passes. Quit trippi' Shaniqua!" Shan replied.

"Well as long as I get to meet my boos then okay." I huffed.

I took the seat next to Bonquisha and faced away from her in disgust. From the sound of shuffling behind me, I could tell she was doing the same. Then Bootay took the seat next to me.

"Yo Bonquisha!" I spat, still facing away.

"What do you want gurl?" she replied.

"HOW. MANY. R'S?" I screamed.

"Whutchu talkin' bout?" she asked.

I didn't hesitate to grab her Gucci handbag, snatch the backstage passes, open my door, and throw her out.

"GET OUTTA MY KITCHEN K? K." I shouted from the inside of Shan's car.

I passed out the passes and put on my seatbelt (safety first, children) as Shan put One Direction on full blast.

"AND WE DANCED ALL NIGHT TO THE BEST SONG EVER

WE KNEW EVERY LINE NOW I CAN'T REMEMBER" we sang as Shan drove to the Staples center.

She stopped at a red light, and there was a black hummer lookin' limo next to us. There was a boy with curly hair in it. Could it be?

"SHANAYNAY LOOK AT THE CAR NEXT TO US THERE'S FIVE BOYS IN THERE!!" I shouted.

"OHEMGEE IMMA ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOW SO YOU CAN SAY HI!!" Shan screamed back as she rolled my window down.

"ONE DIRECTIONER OHEMGEE I LUFF YU!" I yelled.

Then their window started to roll down. It revealed...5 ugly lookin boys not nearly as perf as One Direction.

"You like that dumb boy band? Gurl don't you know they're gay?" said one of the boys.

"EXCUSE ME? SHANAYNAY HAND ME THE POWDER BOMB." I commanded Shanaynay.

She gave me the powder bomb and I lit it with my lighter I had in my One Direction duct tape purse. I quickly threw it into their car as the light turned green and we drove away just as it exploded.

"Ooh gurl they just got burned!" Bootay high fived me.

"Oh yeah they did!" I pat myself on the back.

"Uh gurls" Shanaynay called to us.

"What, Shan?" we called back.

"My gas tank is almost empty!"

"Well then you better go refill it in that gas station over there! We ain't walkin to the concert!"

"But gas stations are nasty gurl!"

"Do you wanna meet Zayn or what gurl?"

"Fiiinne."

She took a left turn to the gas station and took 5 minutes to refuel. Once she was done refueling, she got in the drivers seat and drove back to the freeway.

"Are we there yeeett?" Bootay groaned.

"No, Bootay! Wait!" Shan puffed.

"But I'm bored!"

"Gurl how you gettin' bored listening to One Direction?"

"No, I like listening to them, I just want to do something else!"

"Like what?"

"..."

"That's what I thought gurl. If you want a ride to the concert, you better quit your complaining!"

"Fiinee."

While those two were arguing I sat in my seat, scream-singing to One Way or Another while tweeting everything that happened on my iPhone.

My latest tweet read, "These two gurls @ShanaynayLurve and @Bootaylicious are arguing. #makeitstop #helpme"

Just then I felt the car pull over to a halt.

"Shan?? Whatchu doin' gurl?" Bootay asked.

"I'm hungry. I need a snack." Shan replied.

"Shan, they'll be handing out snacks at the concert." I told her.

"How would you know? This is your first One Direction concert!" she replied.

"I watch videos and read posts on my tumblr..."

"..."

"What's wrong with tumblr, hm?"

"Whatever, I'm just gon get us some twix."

She made her way into the convenience store and walked out 5 minutes later with a plastic bag.

"Thanks gurl! I'm starvin'!" Bootay gushed as Shan passed out the twix.

Once we all finished out chocolate bars Shan started to drive again. Just then, I saw a huge building up ahead.

THE STAPLES CENTER.

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So yeah guys :) my first humor fanfic. Remember, don't take any of this to heart. This fanfic is a joke. Tell me whether I should continue or not in the comments. I won't make a second chapter if you guys don't find this funny.