I'm Just a Fish

Episode Four - Confessions

So I lived a couple days as a unicorn. It was awesome, except I couldn't let humans see me or else I would get captured. It was definitely much more fun than being a fish.

One day, I went back to my original home, to see my old fish "friends" (more like annoying people that pretend to like you for more friends on Fishbook).

Nobody was there except Brook, my old crush until she started going out with Gilbert. I still kind of liked her, though. 

"Hi Brook," I said nervously.

"Who are you?" she asked. I almost cried. She didn't remember meeeeeeeeeeee! Then I decided I would use this as an advantage. I could ask her what she thought of me!

"Just a random unicorn," I replied.

"Oh, that's good," she said.

"So..."

"So?"

She was a beautiful fish.

"So.. what do you think about that one fish that turned into a unicorn? I forgot his name..." I said.

"He was nice. I think he liked me, but I don't know," she replied. "I liked him, but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, he never talked to me, it was like he hated me! So then Gilbert asked me out, and I was like, 'Woah, he has over 3,000 friends on Fishbook, of course I'm gonna go out with him!' and I did."

"Oh.. well, that's good," I said.

Brook looked me in the eye. "I'm not dumb."

"Of course you aren't!" I said.

"I know you are that fish!" Brook said angrily.

"Um.... no I'm not," I replied nervously.

"Whatever," Brook said, then swam away. I gulped. That didn't go as I expected.