Paul's Humiliation

Chapter 3

I got up to refresh myself by sticking my face in cold water.
"Ahh." I burbled, bubbles coming up to the surface.
"Paul!"
Dawn screamed as she flung open the shower curtain.
"Damn it!" I screamed. "Dawn!"
Dawn gasped.
I kept saying "damn it" underneath my breath.
"What were you doing in the sink?!" Dawn shrilled, obviously still scared.
"Refreshing myself."
"At least you weren't doing that in the toilet." Dawn muttered shrilly. "Gary was doing that, so I gave him a swirly."
I exploded in snickers.
"I know, right?" Barry said.
"Damn it, Barry, you pervert!" I said, covering Dawn with a towel.
"Damn it, Paul." Barry sneered.
"But really. I did give that piece of shit a swirly. That was a pun."
"Oh, my god, you're on fire." I snickered.
"Hey, Paul! Ash and co. are leaving!"
"Thank god. TELL THEM I LOVE THEM NOT IN A GAY WAY!"
"Really, dude?" I heard Reggie mutter.
"Stupid sexy Dawn." Barry leered.
Once Ash and Co. were gone, me and Dawn went for a swim.
"Dawn."
Dawn looked at me.
"I've heard rumors about this couple called Unova White and Unova Black."
"Do you actually believe that shit?" Dawn sneered.
"Yes, because I've seen Unova White."
"She's sexy." Barry said, slipping into the water.
"Unova Black is another story. Badass, sexy, and cares for his counterpart."
"Did you say sexy?!" Dawn asked.
"No!"
Reggie snickered. "Gayyy."
My face flushed. "Shut up!"
Dawn glared at him.
Reggie snickered again and sank deeper into the water.
"God, I wish I was an only child," I growled underneath my breath.
"Damn right, you do." Dawn hissed.
Avoiding any eye contact with Reggie, I looked around. "What was that?"
"What?"
I shut Dawn's mouth with my hand. She looked at me, her blue eyes wider than ever.
"Boo, motherfucker!"
I screamed as Ash leaped on the ground. "Ash Ketchum, I'm going to fucking kill you!"
"Keep talking, Shinji." Ash said smugly.
I growled.
Dawn kept her hand firmly on my shoulder and her legs on my waist.
"Hey, Paul. Tell your girlfriend that her bra's see through."
I snarled.
Ash kept his mouth moving and annoying me.
A/N: I'm laughing harder than I should be right now.
Dawn's face reddened.
"Damn it, Ash, you fucking prick." I spat.
Ash smirked and sat on the grass. "I don't hear a word you say. I'm rubber, your glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you."
"Little kids say that, immature ten year old."
"Oh, you Shinjis are always the grumps of Lumiose."
"Are you calling me grumpy?!" Reggie screeched, leaping out of the water and getting in Ash's face. "I'm the good natured one!"
"Uh-huh." Ash muttered.
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" Reggie was starting to lose his temper.
Barry snickered.
Dawn let go of me.
I leaped out of the water next to my brother.
Ash sweated a little.
"Uhhh.. Peace offering?" Ash said, crawling backwards.
"Three of your Pokemon, including Ash-Greninja."
"No!"
"Then get your sorry ass out of here before I send out my Mew."
"I'm not afraid of a Mew!" Ash said, standing up. "That's pathetic!"
"Hey, Ash. What if I 'accidentally' spilled water on Misty's chest when she was wearing a white shirt?"
"Paul!" Reggie scolded. "You don't say that!"
"Then what would you do?"
"I would point out that her shirt was see through."
"I'm not laughing."
Ash stood up, uppercutting us both. I fell into the water.
"Why, you!" I snarled, blood steaming from my nose.
Reggie snarled. "How dare you?"
Ash turned around and cackled a bit.
God, I thought Clemont got rid of those spirits! Apparently not!