I'm Poe Dameron and I'm Really Gay (A Stormpilot Crack Fanfic)

I'm Poe Dameron And I'm Really Gay

Hi. My name is Poe Dameron.
I'm really gay.
Like really gay.
Super gay.
Infinity percent gay.
Real fucking gay.
My boyfriend is Finn. He used to be FN-2187, but he didn't like that.I named him. I feel like his father. But I'm not.
I'm his really fucking gay boyfriend, Poe Dameron.
Im a pilot. Not just any pilot though. I'm one helluva pilot. Finn told me that. -squealing-
Have you ever watched The Force Awakens and thought to yourself:
"That Poe guy is reall fucking gay."
You didn't?
Well fuck you.
Finn saved me from Kylo Ren.
MY MOTHERFUCKIN HERO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
Kylo Ren is a stupid gay emo if you didn't know already.
Kylo should just stop trying to kill everyone and just go listen to My Chemical Romance.
Kylo is also pretty gay for Hux. But not as gay as me.
I saw someone say Me and Rey should date.
I want to kill them, but that's the stupid gay emo's job.
Rey is a lesbian but she's lonely.
Hahahahahahahah
I'm laughing because she's single.
I'm an asshole.
A gay asshole.
Wanna know how I came out to the whole entire Star Wars fandom?
of course you do.
I gave Finn my jacket and BIT MY LIP.
IF YOU DONT THINK THATS GAY YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OUT.
EVEN MY DROID BB8 KNOWS WE'RE GAY AS FUCK.
Well I hope you enjoyed my story.
Rememeber, I'm Poe Dameron and I'm really gay.
Like really gay.
Super gay.
Infinity percent gay.
Real fucking gay.

Oh my god this is a joke lmao