Bob And Jeff

Bob And KFC

  Last week Bob the duck was in a pond eating K.F.C and RKO ing jeff the geese, who then ran away with Bob's food. "NOO NOT THE KFC, BAD JEFF" Bob tried to run after him but he was too fat, so he tried to fly but then he fell, But then a miracle happened... A hunter shot Jeff "Hooray" screamed bob and he spent the next two days getting to the KFC. While Bob walked the fields Jeff cried in pain, So Bob spat on him, Finally he found the KFC but it was cold!!! Bob fell over and cried for a bit and then he walked back to the pond. He jumped in and started to float!!! "what, usually I sink?" said bob and he realized, that walking the two meters to meters to the KFC he burned some calories!!! He Paddled falsely for the first time in his life, "NOOOO" he shouted "how am I going to get fat again?" So He ran swiftly to find the nearest KFC store but couldn't find one, so he decided to fly. Shops covered the ground and he couldn't see but then he saw it and tried to swoop down... He felt strange and realized he was shot by a hunter!!! He fell and died next to KFC then the owner picked him up and cooked him thinking bob was a chicken.