Fabulous Creepypastas.

The Magician's Trick

The house was packed, the crowd abuzz, for the magician's biggest show

For tonight was the trick that he has promised, was sure to make minds blow

He toyed the gallery a bit, a sly look on his face then introduced his beautiful wife and assistant, the lovely Grace

"Now gaze your eyes upon this box, extraordinary in no way. But with this trunk and my gorgeous wife, we'll make magic here today."

He gestured the woman into the box, then went around the back

And to the shock of everyone, pulled a saw from his sack

"For the amazing trick I prepped for you, I'll run my saw through this box my beautiful Grace is in, and cut them both in two!"

The room was filled with gasps and groans, as he sliced and carved down the trunk

He sawed the box till his blade reached bottom, stopping with a clunk

The faces in the crowd went white; he had the audience amazed

He pushed the box apart in two, the room's tension had been raised

"And now I will complete my trick and open up this box, now please be warned," the magician said, "this will knock off your socks"

The sly magician unhitched the latch, and opened up the door

Then Grace's guts and small intestines spelled out to the floor

"There you have it," the magician said, "an escape of tour de force,

The name of this trick, if you wanted to know. I call it...............The Divorce."