HAIIIII! mah name is kelsey" avary archer🌸🌺 III ann i am 16 year old 'hi skol studant (a/n: am axtualy 112 in rel lif cool huh) i goto savanna hig shcool i am ;:the most.. hotest girl 👌💁their they all call me nams and bullie meh!! 😨😱😧mah parentes also h8 mah witch iz ;y day only got meh ah ifone 4s when stipid katty frum shol has ifone 6;s 😤😰👎👎(a/n: Diz iz just reles fone if reding in futureeee)
4day;; (a/n: Diz iz A TUEsDaY not a moNDay k?) i am walk fruu sxooool an I c BoI he Loox @ me I l'ok bak and he is blyshing and I blsh at him. 😍😍😊😍😀I lk clloser an its axetuaally HAIRY STILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1 😮😁😂I am smil and he says "omg kaylee, ur da prittyesst gurl i seen betta dan lucy" (a/n: fux u lucy u stol ma psrt 4 da scull ply) so I go and kiss him and he kis bak. I fell his long thicccccc kricket batt 😏😏😏😏and I says to him "i lick crikket barz😏👅" and he smilz😊. He tuch ma but 🍑and i tuch hiz buttz 🍑🍑and den da rest uf one direction com and we had da sex. 😳😉😏
Da bell rings an Lucy com and hat me 😮😓😵(ill rite moar her l8r)
Nile and hirry com and carrie me out scuil 🏣gat an they say "we r go on da tor" I smil. Very best dai of lif. 💯💯💯😛😛😝😜😝
will rit mor skull Tomoz sO i nes 2 slep. no bad comens plox ^.^
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one direction & mehh ^_^;;
Fanfictionomg i spendd fiv hurs on dis so no h8 ^_^ if dont liek dun reed. plz vooot plox :) xoxoxoxoxo Just to clarify in case the joke was lost on you, this is a parody! I have nothing against One Direction or their fandom. And... If I don't write this an...
