In the beginning there was nothing.
A hopless lack of not not infinite nothingness.
Then, there was light.
The lights danced across the nothingness like swans along a zipline, kind of graceful but sort of out of place for the kind of mellow evening you were planning on having, I mean its a little far fetched all you wanted was to sit down and watch the new episode of bake off but that metaphor has really unsettled you.
Sorry.
...Then there was the stars, formed from light these preposterous megastructures boomed acrosd the nothingness and smashed into each other until the creation of the earth.
When the dust settled the earth sat a little flustered by the whole ordeal, but soon was distracted by the little creature crawling around on his earthy belly.
This creature was named fradam, and was very inquisitive indeed. Fradam would spend his days sniffing around the shrubberies and picking out berries and nuts to make into nutty jam.
Nutty jam never really took off in the industry but as fradam was tue only human in all of existence he thought it was rather good.
Fradam was bored one day, so decided to rip out one of his ribs directly from his chest. This rib he grew fond of, and named freve. Freve didn't talk much, and her eyes were drawn on with a sharpie pen, but fradam loved her all the same.
Fradam and freve spent their life together, and eventually gave birth to a smol human child.
The child was wearing black glasses at the time, so fradam and freve decided to name the child Fraser.
