What a stupid fucking summer job, I thought. It was literally the shittiest fucking job you could get, especially with the shifts I had at this particular lake. The most that ever happened was someone drunk wandering over here and almost falling into the lake. When that happened I had to try and get them home or somewhere safe, and that meant getting covered in vomit. Woohoo. It was so fucking boring and cold - THERE WAS NO MOTHERFUCKING WIFI AND I WAS AT A LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SO I WAS FUCKING FREEZING MY ASS OFF. I thought nothing interesting ever happened here . I was about to find out otherwise.