First and foremost, I would like to thank turquoisedust for making the cover, because it is amazing!
Hello, so I see that you have clicked on this book, and it is as weird as it sounds. Despite the name, (Embarrassing Moments and Sterf), this is going to be an all around deal, but will be primarily stories, and probably be embarrassing. However, expect other types of stories that might be 99% true. Short Stories, art, rants (#relatable), and funny memes that I want to share with you are what you can also expect. If this is what you expected and more, fantabulous! If not, then I apologize, and you can do whatever you want. I'll be sure to make the title of each chapter pretty obvious as to what it contains so that if you just want to look at a specific kind of post, then you won't have to guess, because that is a big pet peeve of mine on Wattpad! So let's get on with the actual intro, bye!
So...... \(·-·)/ 😨 😑 😶
Literally me every day. I just can't guys. I just-ughhhhhh! /:0 😲
I always think that I'm going to mess up, and when God hears my prayers, I'm like: YAAAAAAASSSS! 😘
But on the occasions that things go wrong, man it sucks. 😒 We all have that friend that just has to make a big deal about it, and screams into a megaphone that you screwed up. Which is when I hold my breath, and just wait it out because, let's be honest, that friend is going to draaaaaaag it out so much.
So I'm basically the most awkward person evaaaaa. I trip on my own feet every day like a baby deer that just learned how to stand up. It's like those fainting goats. But man, if you don't know about the fainting goats... because that's me every time something embarrassing happens. LOL
I will be posting losts of embarrassing stories and other sterf not even related to embarrassing stories. And remember. The tiny potato believes in you. You can do the thing. (If you are confused, clearly you haven't looked at the picture above xD)
So BYE. \(·<·)/ (trust me when I say that I'm usually not this random, or maybe I am.....)
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Embarrassing Moments And Sterf
RandomBeing a normal teenage girl, embarrassing stuff is going to go down. But that's fine. Because there's no point to life when we can't experience being mortified, and then be grateful that it only happens once in a while. Except with me, it's bound to...
