Fireheart was walking around camp. Suddenly, he fell to the ground. "Heartburn!" He yelled. "Don't worry!" Cloudpaw shouted as he ran over. He used his cloud paws to rain on FIrehearts's heart. Spotted leafs began to fall from the sky. "It's a sign." Fireheart whispered. There was a gray stripe on the ground. "Help! I fell over and I don't have hands!" It yelled. Lionheart started screaming. "My lion heart is freaking out!" "Well my claws are tigers!" Tigerclaw shouted. "Wow! Liquid silver!" Cloudpaw said. "Hands off my woman!" Graystripe shouted. "Pleh!" Fireheart spat. "There's sand in my mouth... and I Iove it." "Thank you Fireheart." Sandtorm replied. "Augghh! More Heartburn!" Fireheart shouted. "I wish I was Firepaw again, but then my hands were on fire. I wish I was Rusty, but then I couldn't move."
Thanks for reading! This part was made by Spooky. ~Spooky
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RandomThe title shows it all but I'll tell you some! This is a book that will be filled with random warrior cat jokes and spoofs! May StarClan help you not die of face-pawing too hard!
