Victor reared up and whinnied in disgust. He searched under every bush. He looked in every tree until at last, by following the sent of the creature using the droppings it had laid, Victor found the culprit of this malicious crime.
Up in a tall tree a small squirrel chewed on an acorn. When it heard Victor approach it turned stupidly and stared at the unicorn; its black eyes staring into his soul.
Victor was suddenly filled with rage. He puffed hot air out of his flared nostrils. Then he made a noise like a howler monkey being shot that was so terrifying that birds a mile away flew into the sky. But the squirrel only stared and continued to eat his acorn.
The unicorn then began to climb the tree by wrapping his hooves around the trunk and using his teeth to pull himself up. The squirrel paid no attention to his doom creeping closer and closer.
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Victor The Territorial Unicorn
HumorVictor is a territorial unicorn and he will kill you if you get near his shitting bush.
